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Howdy Greenies,

As you may well know, The Prodigal Sons (That's Dr.Minky, Luke Nukem and Myself) are going to be leading the Greenies into the fray when the guild is released by creating a guild and frankly conquering the entire realm.

Recent developments have revealed that, yes, THE GUILD WARS II BETA IS EN ROUTE. AND IT'S GOING TO BE SOON!

We'd love to see you out in the field with us nice and early, and it's an open beta so anyone can take part!

Here's a link to find out more !

http://attackofthefa...ta-this-spring/

Good luck, and stay tuned: It's gonna be a blast!

-Peon the Great


If you haven't already, join our steam group: The Prodigal Guild, it's going to be the best way to keep in time with events in the Guild!

(Also, CIVIL WAR! Phase II is very close!

SERVER IP-87.238.173.140:27018
PASSWORD- civilwar


It's time for action, Soldiers!
Tonight, at 7:50 pm english time, We begin our first of many battles!

Blood will be spilt, hopes shattered and morals drained. But at the end of the day, there will be a winning team... And a fuck load of Green coins!


Here are the teams. Wish them luck: They'll need it

THE SUPREME DEATH LEAGUE OF ULTIMATE DAPPER GENTLEMEN (STARTING AS RED TEAM)
- Field Marshall DR MINKY
- Major LUKE NUKEM
- Private BLOTERVLOOT
- Private GARM
- Private GRASSHOPPER
- Private XEIM
- Private NOBANA
- Private TECHONEGRO
- Private WEO
- Private FISHWITHAHAT


THE DIVISION OF WASTED YOUTH (STARTING AS BLU TEAM)
- Field Marshall PEON
- Reich Fuhrer SNEED
- Private CLAVUS
- Private BLUEYOSHI
- Private RAPTOR
- Private BACON
- Private KEFEUS
- Private TENNISBALLESSER
- Private PANDAPOPS
- Private PANNENKOEK


After the battle has finished, there may be a few skirmishes on the outskirts!

See you out there, Soldier!

-Field Marshall Peon


*If you are not in either team, please don't join the game... There'll be more battles to come!

Civil WAR!

All right you Maggots, Listen up!

Many of you knew this day would come. This glourious, blood stained day. This day that everything changes.

That's right, the WAR begins next Friday 16th December at 8 PM English Time!


22 Foolish Brave Men volunteered to fight and... Let's face it, most certainly die for the cause of personal Glory.

The rules are Simple: Each team gets two attempts at defending and attacking, and the team with the highest score, wins. In the event of a tie, well, We have an Arena showdown. The Winning team will receive 5000 Green Coins each! A bonus incentive for Highest points total will be an extra 2,000!


It's all to Fight for, brothers. Here are your teams. Learn them, Work together AND DIE IN A MASSIVE PILE!

See you out there, Privates!

-Field Marshall Peon



THE SUPREME LEAGUE OF ULTIMATE DAPPER GENTLEMEN (STARTING AS RED TEAM)
- Field Marshall DR MINKY
- Major LUKE NUKEM
- Private HUNDY
- Private GARM
- Private GRASSHOPPER
- Private XEIM
- Private NOBANA
- Private TECHONEGRO
- Private WEO
- Private FISHWITHAHAT
- Private ZOMBITCH

THE DIVISION OF WASTED YOUTH (STARTING AS BLU TEAM)
- Field Marshall PEON
- Reich Fuhrer SNEED
- Private CLAVUS
- Private BLUEYOSHI
- Private RAPTOR
- Private BACON
- Private KEFEUS
- Private TENNISBALLESSER
- Private CHICKENUGGET
- Private MOGADON
- Private PANNENKOEK


*Any admins using Hax or changing the game will lose, automatically!

Civil WAR!

Left 4 Green is about to play host to the greatest battle it has ever seen. One so bloody, so inhumanly inhumane, so unjustified, that if they weren’t busy destroying the Euro Zone, the UN would prohibit it.

But justification can be found. Found in the face of your enemy: Look at him! He’s ugly! He’s invading your forum! The main course of action? Shoot him.

I know that many of you already harbour a deep seeded resentment for your fellow man. Perhaps you are a social outcast; perhaps you just don’t like EmRA all that much. I know I don’t. Or perhaps you are simply bored. Regardless, the first of many battles is about to commence. The plains of Dustbowl will, once again, play host to a slaughter.

I send you this letter not to insult you, nor to mock you: But to ask for your trigger finger in the holy sanctuary of fiery death giving. That’s right brothers and sisters, the first battle in our Civil War will be on Team Fortress 2!

Details of the terrain have been decided, but those of you to be drafted have yet to be decided. Seeing as this mission is essentially suicide, we need volunteers. 22 of you, to be exact.

The first 22 of you, Soldiers of freedom, shall be chosen to spill blood in the name of honour… Or a fuck-tonne of Green Coins. You decide. That’s right, YOU’RE GETTING PAID!

Oh yes, the teams! I forgot about that. Seeing as this is a civil war, there are no real sides. No real alliances- You’ll all be playing the mercenary. A short time after you sign up, you’ll be told your brothers in arms. FORGET THAT “PAL’S BATTALION” Bullshit too- You’re on your own. Well, you and 10 other random Greenies. Simply reply on this topic or message me to join the fodder... I mean the recruits!

It’s going to be a war to remember. And it’ll be in 2 weeks.

See you out in the field, Private!

- Field Marshall Peon

ENLISTED FODDER MEN:
-Field Marshall Dr.Minky
-Field Marshall Peon
- Major Luke Luke Nukem
- Private Reginald BlueYoshi97
- Private Arthur P. Dr Pannenkoek
- Private Jeremy mogadonskoda
- Private William Xeim
- Private Hubert Kefeus
- Private Francis Q. ZomBitch
- Private Sander TheGreenGrasshopper
- Private Emilio Hundred2
- Private Harrison Nobana
- Private Pierre Chickenugget
- Private Jennifer ClavusElite
- Private Wayne Tennisballesser
- Private Donnie FishWithAHat
- Private Joseph TechnoNegro
- Private Micky BaronBaconeer
- Reich Fuhrer Vonnie Sneed
- Private Stanley Raptor
- Private Lou Captain Garm
- Private Gellar Weo

THE RESERVES!
- Cadet Reiska

It is common opinion that war is bad. So bad, that someone wrote a song, explaining that it is indeed good for absolutely nothing.

Here at The Prodigal Sons, we disagree. War, is fantastic.
We don’t mean the real thing, you know, with the shrapnel wounding, mass murders, illegal nerve gas attacks, needless civilian killings... We don’t mean the Iraq war. No, we mean Left 4 Green.

We’ve modelled ourselves around cyber-slaying each other for years.
Like the early days of ZS when it catered for the hardcore and all the old bloods first met. He shot at each other for days, we racked up masses of kills upon each other, insulted one another, some even had relationships. War, then, brought us together... and allowed us to blow each other apart.

Now that ZS has changed, the CS:S servers gone, MTA’s still sucking (that’s right, I said it), the TF2 servers lagging, we appear to be left with Minecraft. This simply attracts Whiners and Kids like flies to shit.

We have a problem. There’s a chasm forming. All the old bloods are either sticking together or becoming intrinsic. All the new guys talk about Minecraft and plea to be unbanned for spamming. Needless to say, Me, Dr.Minky and Luke Nukem are sad because of this.

The occasion occurred at school: Me and Dr.Minky were sat outside and he said:
“James, what the hell’s happening to L4G? It’s dieing. We needa do something” – To which I soberly turned and replied:
“Let’s have a fucking War”

Enter our idea. Soon, very soon even, L4G will play host to the greatest civil war that has ever... happened on Left 4 Green. Details are yet to be finalised, but you all are going to be a part of an inter-community Wargasm that will grant perks, give prestige, and bring you together with your fellow Greenies.

Monthly (Or less) tournaments on games YOU choose, where you are put into two random teams, then and your Comrades must rally together, and quite frankly Murder the other team in-discriminantly.

TF2 Matches, Surf tournaments, CS:S Battles, Left 4 Dead speed runs, MineCraft adventure maps... It’s all going to happen. And YOU are the fodder... I mean heroes.

Excited? We know you are. Now load your Shotgun, Sharpen your sword, drink your stamina potion, grab a med-kit, and get ready for War.

Because War, War is fantastic.