[Quert]

Wanted to make a diary of shit happening to me in the ZS (EDIT: and IW server) server, so maybe random readers can also have fun laughing at my bad luck
(Didnt know where to post this stuff so I randomly put it here, even if its not really an 'artistic' thing. Not going make a post for each thing I add, i'll just edit so this 'shit' won't appear on the "recent posts" section.)

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-(3/2/12 [DD/MM/YY])-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Spoiler

Map is Bunker.

I select Support class. Didnt spawn with anything special (Fine with that.)
Helped to build up a cade.
Selected as zombie (Meh, shit happens... fine with that.)
After 6 points I redeem as Engineer.
Didn't spawn with anything special.
Didn't spawn inside the cade (Damn! i'm going to die.)
Died.
Redeem time expired when I had 5 points.
I get randomly autoredeemed (WHAT? ) and spawn as Engineer.
Guess what happens?
I SPAWNED WITH TURRET AND PULSE.
Time left was 10 seconds.

(RAGE)

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-(4/2/12 [DD/MM/YY])-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Spoiler

Map is Subway - Trainstation.

I select Engineer.
Spawn with pulse SMG. ( Yay! )
We build up a perfect cade. ( Yes! )
I DONT get selected as first zombie. ( YES! Now I can get some pulse damage to progress my levelstats! )
Everything seems going well, I deal some pulse damage...
500 dmg so far...

INTERNET CONNECTION DIES

(RAGE)

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-(5/2/12 [DD/MM/YY])-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Spoiler

Map is Ambush 2.

Selected as first zombie. (Meh... lets kill some humans. )
I kill a human and thats it (2 points), until there are 2 left.
I spot one of the 2.
Find a chair.
Throw it at him, aiming for the head, so I can get 4 points and redeem.
I hit him in the head.
SURVIVES IT WITH 1 HP
A normal zombie finished him off.

(RAGE)

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-(6/2/12 [DD/MM/YY])-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-

Spoiler

Map is Nasty house.

Engineer class.
Spawn with turret and pulse ( Yes! )
We've got 3 supports and despite I havent seen 2 of them before, we manage to build up a good blockade in a room, between the stairs and hole in the wall to get out.
Thanks to my turret and pulse, i manage to kill many of them.
At 4 minutes until the end, they manage to raid us with a well organized ethereal attack.
Most people die.
We get out, going in hole at the wall.
Last human. I get Pulse rifle.
I run around.
Well, since this is a bad luck diary, something bad is expected to happen...
SUPPLY CRATE SPAWNS INSIDE ME AND I GET STUCK
Dead.

(RAGE)

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-(8/2/12 [DD/MM/YY])-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-

Spoiler

Map is Forgotten City
Engineer. (this detail isnt relevant in this round though)
Everyone except me and a friend die.
We run to the catwalks.
he gives me his galil before he gets a m4a1
we get stormed by fagsties fast zombies.
We manage to kill a few of them.
We get low on health.
Crate spawns far away and we run for it.
10m left. 1 hp.
1m left. Ready to press 'E'.
NOOB FAGSTIE FAST ZOMBIE FINISHES ME BEFORE I GET SUPPLIES.

(RAGE)

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-(9/2/12 [DD/MM/YY])-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-

Spoiler

Map is Subway 7.
Support.
I prepare a vent blockade where I can camp, alone.
Zombies being lazy.
I get out.
I go get the supplies and some more props to reinforce my vent cade.
Some people die.
I try to get in my cade, ready to completely seal myself in.
GAME FREEZES FOR 5 SECONDS
Dead.

(RAGE)

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-(11/2/12 [DD/MM/YY])-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-

Spoiler

Server is extremely crowded.
Choosen as first zombie.
I manage to redeem after 5 minutes despite I get most of my kills stolen.
Engineer.
Pulse SMG. ( I will certainly get lots of pulse damage, with all those zombies...)
After 3 minutes...
SERVER CRASHES

(RAGE)

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-(20/2/12 [DD/MM/YY])-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-

Spoiler

Map is subway trainstation
25+ players online
Commando (yes, I stopped focusing on engineer only since I finally achieved lv5)
Shelf barricade fails. 15+ players die.
We fall back, building a cade in the hallway.
We ACCIDENTALLY () lock 5-6 players outside, they all die.
After some time, remaining humans are me and a friend.
Supply crate spawns nearby, inside the blockade.(we could get big guns, with all those zombies...)
At the same time, blockade breaks and we will have to rely on bullet cade.
We go in the other hallway to get to the supply....
BLOCKED BY AN AFK POISON ZOMBIE. (how the hell did he get there anyway?)
We both die.

(RAGE)

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-(21/2/12 [DD/MM/YY])-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-

Spoiler

Map is Fortress

Support class.
Spawn with 'fagnum' and Mobile Supplies.
Blocking both ladders.
Everything seems going well.
After 10 minutes I'm last human.
Supply crate spawns on the other building and I really need it because i'm low on health.
I walk on the wire... 2 meters left...
FAGSTIE FAST ZOMBIE HUMPS ME AND I FALL
Dead.

(RAGE)

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-(26/2/12 [DD/MM/YY])-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-

Spoiler

Map is Fortress

Support class.
Spawned with Mac-10, Mobile Supplies and Magnum.
I've been first zombie in the previous 2 rounds, I might not get selected this time. also there are many people.
NO.
I get selected.
Got lots of propkills...
Redeemed, as support (again).
Blocked both of the ladders in the first towers, going to block the remaining one in the other one.
I manage to build a decent blockade using the table.
RANDOM ZOMBIE SPAWNS BEHIND ME
dead.
(rage)

-=-=-=(After Update)=-=-=-

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-(23/3/12 [DD/MM/YY])-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-

Spoiler

Map is Wood rain house
Spawning as zombie.
at wave 5 I redeem and I spawn in the attic with other 15 players and a blowtorch.
Wave 6, 20 seconds left.
Game freezes for 10 seconds while im near the ladder
Dead.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-(24/3/12 [DD/MM/YY])-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-

Spoiler

Map is House number 23
Spawning as zombie.
6 score, 1 guy with red health, trying to kill him...
Another guy steals the kill.
wave 6, 30 seconds left, autoredeem enabled...
another guy with 1 hp, im poison zombie, I "barf" on him...
A medic healed him 0.1 seconds before I "barf"ed.
Result: not redeeming.

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(From now on, shit happening in IW included, too)
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-(5/6/12 [DD/MM/YY])-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-

Spoiler

Map is ...

I hid in a perfect place using speed boost suit power, along with other 2 humans.
Most people die.
3 minutes left.
A Warghoul found our location (without marking us because he couldnt reach) and told his friends.
We get assaulted by Bones.
We get many kills.
After a wave of 8 Bones died, they stop attacking for a few seconds (They had to respawn)
So I used Regeneration suit power.
30 seconds left.
I hold E and move my mouse on Armor suit power.
I'm about to release E key to select Armor power.(of course it's all a matter of 0.1 seconds, i'm not that slow...)

BOOM!
.........
......
...
A random meat rocket killed me (armor wasn't active).
It was 10 seconds left.

(RAGE)

This post has been edited by Quert: 09 May 2012 - 14:19

[mogadonskoda]

Well at least you can level up because until a while back my engi was gliched at level 4 and couldnt level up.
And i technically leveled up 2-3 times

[Tennisballesser]

Why do people even care if they get the pulse SMG, it´s a peashooter, guess why I stopped playing Engi when I had LV 6

[mogadonskoda]

Tennisballesser, on 04 February 2012 - 22:24, said:

Why do people even care if they get the pulse SMG, it´s a peashooter, guess why I stopped playing Engi when I had LV 6

i been playing engi today, and if you use it right its quite good.

[Quert]

Tennisballesser, on 04 February 2012 - 22:24, said:

Why do people even care if they get the pulse SMG, it´s a peashooter, guess why I stopped playing Engi when I had LV 6

I care because I need it to get lv 5 :S
also mogadon, I used to be stuck on a level aswell in the past, i think it was 2 or 3, cause turret hasn't been working for months