[BlueYoshi97]

Doctor Apple has people in his room. He wants to find out if they're penguins. And he paints a door on the wall. Then he's like

[Tom Klijbroek]

What is a monkey hanging from a tree?

A clothes hanger.



Because he's hanging from a tree. And clothes are also hanging from a rack.

[TheGreenGrasshopper]

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.
two fish are in a tank, says one to the other: "Do you know how to drive this tihng?"
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

[Baron Baconeer]

A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel jutting from his pants. The barkeep asks "What is that thing?" The pirate glances at the barkeep and answers: "Arr, it be drivin' me nuts!"

[xeim]

TheGreenGrasshopper, on 03 November 2011 - 23:19, said:

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.

Why do i think this is funny <,<

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.


What's Brown and Sticky ? A Stick .

This post has been edited by xeim: 03 November 2011 - 23:42

[TheGreenGrasshopper]

What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
What did one ion say to the other? I've got my ion you.
Why do milking stools only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder.
What does a star wars toy drive? A toy yoda.

now you guys, I mustache you a question but I'll shave it for later.


(You asked for puns sir?)

[mogadonskoda]

TheGreenGrasshopper, on 03 November 2011 - 23:56, said:

What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
What did one ion say to the other? I've got my ion you.

I would tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.

That just leaves me the bad ones

The names bond, ionic bond, taken not shared

This post has been edited by mogadonskoda: 04 November 2011 - 01:00

[terminator]

[EmRA]

You should be punished for making this thread.

[Tom Klijbroek]

Two birds were sitting on a branch.
Says one to the other: 'do you have a penny with you?'
'No', says the other, 'why do you ask me that?'
'Well', says the other, 'because there's a penny stall down here.'

You know, you give a cent, a euro, and then you get a euro back.

[Raptor]

What says the Sniper to his Wife in their bed?


Headshot

[Clavus]

I submitted ten puns to a pun writing contest in the hope of winning something.
No pun in ten did.

[Mathijs1996]

Clavus, on 04 November 2011 - 11:51, said:

I submitted ten puns to a pun writing contest in the hope of winning something.
No pun in ten did.

awww ;S

[Retard]

man who runs in front of bus gets tired. Man who runs behind the bus gets exhausted.

[FishWithAHat]

Why walk over the when its green, when you can get driven over it when its red.

[Navo]

Are we really Göring this way?
Anne Frankly I hate threads like this.
Sadly I can nazi an end to this thread soon.

[oDi_W]

So a man comes at the docter.
Doctor: will you clean it up?

[Navo]

[Tom Klijbroek]

There's an airfield, and a farmer is always watching the jet planes taking off. So a pilot says to the other: we should take that farmer with us sometime, he's always watching us. So they take him with them. The jet makes a fast turn left and the farmer says: ah, I expected that! Then a turn to the right, and again, 'I expected that'. Then the plane does a loop, and the farmer says: 'Hmm i didnt expect that'. So they land and the pilot asks: why did you say I expected that at the turns but not at the loop? Well, says the farmer, I expected I would crap my pants but I didn't expect the crap would slide down my neck!

This post has been edited by Tom Klijbroek: 04 December 2011 - 01:10

[Luke Nukem]

You have been looking for a date since FOREVERalone.