Posted 21 October 2011 - 22:06
Quotes from Mother/Earthbound (the best game ever)
One of many reasons Mother is my most favourite game, along with Paper Mario, is the typical humour, which is also in Paper Mario. It's the TVTropes kind of humour. It's breaking it's own fourth wall, so to say.
"To meet Geldegarde Monotoli, you'll need our help. I don't know exactly why...it's just a hunch."
-one of many "vague" hints in Earthbound, said by a Runaway Five band member.
"I'm one of the masters of this hole. There are five masters in all. We are all moles, of course. I believe I'm the third strongest amongst us. Take your best shot!"
"I'm really the third strongest master. I'll destroy you now!"
"My strength falls between the second and fourth strongest masters. Do you wanna test me?"
"I'm truly the third strongest master of this hole. I'll demonstrate the power of being third to you!"
"Ha ha ha. You've fought the strongest master of this hole, the second strongest master of this hole, the fourth strongest master of this hole, and the weakest master of this hole! I'm truly the third strongest master of this hole. Now you see the true advantage of being third!"
-The five "third strongest" Guardian Diggers in the Gold Mine
"Ness, sir...are you staying here tonight? Thanks for being so generous with your tips...you never gave me a tip?...never mind..."
-Bellhop at Fourside
The best ones are from Mother though. But I can't find them on the internet. It's basically like... you enter Magicant... you see some kind of weird half-cat... you talk to him and he says 'Hi, I'm a cat swimming in the ground.' It's totally not relevant to the story at all. This is Mother.
Paper Mario:
A quiz:
Dorguy the First: D-Man A goes to the store and buys an equal number of
tomatoes and eggplants. Eggplants cost 7 coins apiece and
tomatoes cost 10 coins apiece, OK? D-Man A has 50 coins when
he goes into the store. He comes with out with 5 coins.
Dorguy the First: Those are the facts. Now! Who is the most powerful person in
The Underwhere?
- Queen Jaydes
- Queen Deejays
- Queen Dayjes
Dorguy the First: Next question! Shayde B buys 667 pens for 13 coins each and
buys 108 notebooks for 42 coins each. He needs more money, so
he takes out 3,756 coins from the bank and spends it all.
Dorguy the First: Those are the facts. Now! What is my name?
- Gorguy the Thirst
- Dorguy the First
- Borguy the 64th
Dorguy the First: Now for the last question. Panda A and Bear B go to Apple
Mountain for a day of apple picking, right? There are 120
apple trees on the mountain, and each has a 20-apple yield.
A takes 10 seconds to pick each apple, while B takes 20
seconds to pick each apple.
Dorguy the First: Those are the facts. Now! How many times did I just say the
word "apple"?
- 5 times
- 6 times
- 7 times
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