[BlueYoshi97]

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In every line there is a username from a forum member hidden. Spaces and capitals don't count.

1 - Today I went completely nuts. Needless to say, it was because I put cheese in my anus.

2 - You know what happened to me then, dude? Them rats fucking ate me, homie!

3 - So are you joining my rats-assassination-mission tonight? - I may come, but only if you pay me.

4 - Have you been using an Aimbot? - Er... no, of course not, silly!

5 - I have no bananas today.


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Fill in the words (easy-peazy):

1 - I'm hungry, I gotta put some bread in my .......

2 - The Moon is shining bright tonight, but it is surrounded by rather .... ....s.

3 - Do you know wh. ..ter is so expensive?

4 - What is 51 times two? I ain't a ..........ian -

5 - but I think the answer is ........!

6 - Shite, the computer is going slow, I should delete my ......s.

7 - Honestly, I want to fuck ... .n my couch all night long!

8 - I think Chip 'n Dale are zebras. - What? You never seen a ........, ....?

9 - He looks like a banana but he is the star from Ernie & ....

10 (tricky) - I played Zoo Tycoon, but forgot to make fences, which resulted in the lions eating all visitors. That's why I renamed my park to "... .... ..."!


Answers:

Spoiler

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Sneed, EmRa, Mayco, Boter, Nobana.

2

Toaster, Dark Star, Ywa, Mathematic, Hundred2, Cookie, Hero, SquirrelDude, Bert, TehFailZoo.

[Chikennugget1]

Huh?

[Cookie]

I know 6

What do I do now?

[BlueYoshi97]

Cookie, on 27 March 2011 - 00:35, said:

I know 6

What do I do now?

This is the next step:



What kind of Pokemon are you?
How do you do the things you do?
Share with me your secrets deep inside (inside)
What kind of Pokemon are you?
Are you loyal through and through?
Do you have a heart that's true?
What kind of Pokemon are you?

Take your NORMAL type like Jigglypuff
Against the GHOSTLY Gengar the battle's real tough
Thunderbolt's a great ELECTRIC attack
'Til you get GROUND down by a Marowak

what kind of pokemon are you?
how do you do the things you do?

Don't you BUG me with a Caterpie
For a FLYING type the win's easy
Good Luck with Muk and POISON gas
Make one wrong move and it'll kick your GRASS

What kind of Pokemon are you?
How do you do the things you do?
Share with me your secrets deep inside
What kind of Pokemon are you?
Are you loyal through and through?
Do you have a heart that true?
What kind of Pokemon are you?

Reach higher with FIRE-go Flareon!
Think twice about ICE to be number one
WATER's in order if you wanna to be slick

Mewtwo's the best bet when you get PSYCHIC

what kind of pokemon are you?
how do you do the things you do?

Hitmonlee's the key for your FIGHTING mood
And you can ROCK 'n roll with a Geodude
Dratini comes first when you choose DRAGON
But evolution's the solution if you're gonna win!

Chorus

Keep on training so you're stronger and faster
Just can't stop 'til your power I master
My plan is this ..gotta' catch them all
Get 'em in my Pokeball
What kind of Pokemon are you?

Oh, yeah
Of Pokemon are you?

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Yes, you better start thinking about it... and perhaps I will be able to make a real Pokémon-test tommorrow... but I will only use the first 151 Pokémon (150 answers for every question is hella much already).

[Mr. Darkness]

DAmn. I wasnt mentioned

[Botervloot]

I'm surprised I got mentioned

[TheGreenGrasshopper]

Boter doesn't talk like that, instant kick/ban would follow =p

[MiF]

[The Lazy Peon]

File this under
Mother, Your

[BouweV]

BlueYoshi97, on 26 March 2011 - 23:18, said:

5 - I have no bananas today.

But do have radishes!

[Hero]

BlueYoshi97, on 26 March 2011 - 23:18, said:

7 - Honestly, I want to fuck ... .n my couch all night long!