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All you IRC dwellers will almost certainly know (and hate) my bot.
I just added an !rtd command. You can help me by giving me some responses for it.
e.g [LOSE] [[nick]]'s house was swallowed by the dice.
Note: If you want to use the persons name just put [[nick]]. In the response, [[nick]] is replaced by the person's name.
Also, you could give me responses for my !attack and !love commands.
Here are some examples
!LOVE: CrowbarBot gifted [[nick]] the entire steam catalogue.
!ATTACK: CrowbarBot crushed [[nick]] with the internet.
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#1
deathbycrowbar 
- Anti-Human, Anti-Life
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Greens
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Posted 16 June 2010 - 18:56
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[19:15] <SquirreliPod> French restaurants mhmmmmm
[19:16] <SquirreliPod> The wine got mother drunk though
[19:17] <~Ywa> Is she do able?
[19:16] <SquirreliPod> The wine got mother drunk though
[19:17] <~Ywa> Is she do able?
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#2
BlueYoshi97
- Rest In Peace, good Wood Elf! ;-(
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Server Admins
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Posted 16 June 2010 - 18:57
!GIVE [[nick]]?
This post has been edited by BlueYoshi97: 16 June 2010 - 18:57
#3
deathbycrowbar
- Anti-Human, Anti-Life
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Greens
0
Posted 16 June 2010 - 18:58
BlueYoshi97, on 16 June 2010 - 18:57, said:
!GIVE [[nick]]?
What?
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[19:15] <SquirreliPod> French restaurants mhmmmmm
[19:16] <SquirreliPod> The wine got mother drunk though
[19:17] <~Ywa> Is she do able?
[19:16] <SquirreliPod> The wine got mother drunk though
[19:17] <~Ywa> Is she do able?
#4
Hundred2
- Ay commanda
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Server Admins
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Posted 16 June 2010 - 18:58
RTD
Lose: The dice put all of [[nick]]'s private information on /b/ !
Lose: Gabe Newell sits on [[nick]]'s head.
Win: [[nick]] got a device wich he can stab people in the face over the internet!
Lose: The dice put all of [[nick]]'s private information on /b/ !
Lose: Gabe Newell sits on [[nick]]'s head.
Win: [[nick]] got a device wich he can stab people in the face over the internet!
This post has been edited by Hundred2: 16 June 2010 - 19:15
WORK IN PROGRESS.
#5
deathbycrowbar
- Anti-Human, Anti-Life
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Greens
0
Posted 16 June 2010 - 19:03
Hundred2, on 16 June 2010 - 18:58, said:
RTD
Loose: The dice put all of [[nick]]'s private information on /b/ !
Loose: Gabe Newell sits on [[nick]]'s head.
Win: [[nick]] got a device wich he can stab people in the face over the internet!
Loose: The dice put all of [[nick]]'s private information on /b/ !
Loose: Gabe Newell sits on [[nick]]'s head.
Win: [[nick]] got a device wich he can stab people in the face over the internet!
lol. Added them. Give me more, people
This post has been edited by deathbycrowbar: 16 June 2010 - 19:03
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[19:15] <SquirreliPod> French restaurants mhmmmmm
[19:16] <SquirreliPod> The wine got mother drunk though
[19:17] <~Ywa> Is she do able?
[19:16] <SquirreliPod> The wine got mother drunk though
[19:17] <~Ywa> Is she do able?
#6
Hundred2
- Ay commanda
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Server Admins
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Posted 16 June 2010 - 19:11
Lose: The dice kicked [[nick]] wich such a power in his balls, he cannot get any children anymore!
Lose: The Dice gave [[nick]] the Adoring Fan!
Lose: The Dice attacked [[nick]] in the weakspot for massive damage!1!1!!!
Lose: The Dice startled the witch, and it killed [[nick]]
Lose: The Dice gave [[nick]] the Adoring Fan!
Lose: The Dice attacked [[nick]] in the weakspot for massive damage!1!1!!!
Lose: The Dice startled the witch, and it killed [[nick]]
This post has been edited by Hundred2: 16 June 2010 - 19:14
WORK IN PROGRESS.
#7
deathbycrowbar
- Anti-Human, Anti-Life
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Greens
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Posted 16 June 2010 - 19:16
Lets have some more WINs. It's getting a bit unbalanced.
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[19:15] <SquirreliPod> French restaurants mhmmmmm
[19:16] <SquirreliPod> The wine got mother drunk though
[19:17] <~Ywa> Is she do able?
[19:16] <SquirreliPod> The wine got mother drunk though
[19:17] <~Ywa> Is she do able?
#9
QTesla
- Survivor
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Greens
0
Posted 16 June 2010 - 19:32
WIN: Qtesla gives you his love.
Messy and Tesla FOR NARNIA!
[FOR NARNIA!] QTesla: FOR NARNIA!
[FOR NARNIA!] ●Mèssy●: FOR NARNIA!
http://dshan.me/musi.../fuck%20you.mp3
[FOR NARNIA!] QTesla: FOR NARNIA!
[FOR NARNIA!] ●Mèssy●: FOR NARNIA!
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[19:22] <QTesla> I'M HERE
[19:22] <Balmung> SUP BBZ
[19:22] <Balmung> ASL?
[19:22] <QTesla> 18/F/NY
[19:22] <QTesla> YOU?
[19:23] <Balmung> 18/F/CA
[19:23] <QTesla> OH COOL I'M MOVING THERE
[19:23] <QTesla> WE SHOULD HAVE SEX
[19:23] <Balmung> OMG YH
[19:22] <Balmung> SUP BBZ
[19:22] <Balmung> ASL?
[19:22] <QTesla> 18/F/NY
[19:22] <QTesla> YOU?
[19:23] <Balmung> 18/F/CA
[19:23] <QTesla> OH COOL I'M MOVING THERE
[19:23] <QTesla> WE SHOULD HAVE SEX
[19:23] <Balmung> OMG YH
http://dshan.me/musi.../fuck%20you.mp3
#10
Botervloot
- ANGER
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Server Admins
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Posted 16 June 2010 - 19:34
[WIN] [[nick]] found the cure for Superaids!
[WIN] [[nick]]'s e-penis grew a little!
[WIN] [[nick]] got an online-girlfriend that's not a man!
[WIN] [[nick]] found a hat!
[LOSE] [[nick]] got an online-girlfriend that is a man!
[LOSE] [[nick]]'s e-penis shrunk 5 sizes!
[LOSE] [[nick]] got Superaids!
[WIN] [[nick]]'s e-penis grew a little!
[WIN] [[nick]] got an online-girlfriend that's not a man!
[WIN] [[nick]] found a hat!
[LOSE] [[nick]] got an online-girlfriend that is a man!
[LOSE] [[nick]]'s e-penis shrunk 5 sizes!
[LOSE] [[nick]] got Superaids!
This post has been edited by Botervloot: 16 June 2010 - 19:36
#11
deathbycrowbar
- Anti-Human, Anti-Life
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Greens
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Posted 16 June 2010 - 19:36
Okay now we need more LOSE.
Actually, try and post an equal number of LOSE and WIN each time. Then it will be more balanced.
Actually, try and post an equal number of LOSE and WIN each time. Then it will be more balanced.
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[19:15] <SquirreliPod> French restaurants mhmmmmm
[19:16] <SquirreliPod> The wine got mother drunk though
[19:17] <~Ywa> Is she do able?
[19:16] <SquirreliPod> The wine got mother drunk though
[19:17] <~Ywa> Is she do able?
#12
QTesla
- Survivor
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Greens
0
Posted 16 June 2010 - 19:37
LOSE: [[nick]] got hit by a car.
Messy and Tesla FOR NARNIA!
[FOR NARNIA!] QTesla: FOR NARNIA!
[FOR NARNIA!] ●Mèssy●: FOR NARNIA!
http://dshan.me/musi.../fuck%20you.mp3
[FOR NARNIA!] QTesla: FOR NARNIA!
[FOR NARNIA!] ●Mèssy●: FOR NARNIA!
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[19:22] <QTesla> I'M HERE
[19:22] <Balmung> SUP BBZ
[19:22] <Balmung> ASL?
[19:22] <QTesla> 18/F/NY
[19:22] <QTesla> YOU?
[19:23] <Balmung> 18/F/CA
[19:23] <QTesla> OH COOL I'M MOVING THERE
[19:23] <QTesla> WE SHOULD HAVE SEX
[19:23] <Balmung> OMG YH
[19:22] <Balmung> SUP BBZ
[19:22] <Balmung> ASL?
[19:22] <QTesla> 18/F/NY
[19:22] <QTesla> YOU?
[19:23] <Balmung> 18/F/CA
[19:23] <QTesla> OH COOL I'M MOVING THERE
[19:23] <QTesla> WE SHOULD HAVE SEX
[19:23] <Balmung> OMG YH
http://dshan.me/musi.../fuck%20you.mp3
#13
Botervloot
- ANGER
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Server Admins
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Posted 16 June 2010 - 19:42
[WIN] [[nick]] found 42!
[LOSE] [[nick]]'s best friend turned out to be a spy!
Can't think of anything more. 42 is the meaning of life, for those who have seen "The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy".
[LOSE] [[nick]]'s best friend turned out to be a spy!
Can't think of anything more. 42 is the meaning of life, for those who have seen "The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy".
#14
QTesla
- Survivor
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Greens
0
Posted 16 June 2010 - 19:43
I did like 42.
Made me chuckle.
Made me chuckle.
Messy and Tesla FOR NARNIA!
[FOR NARNIA!] QTesla: FOR NARNIA!
[FOR NARNIA!] ●Mèssy●: FOR NARNIA!
http://dshan.me/musi.../fuck%20you.mp3
[FOR NARNIA!] QTesla: FOR NARNIA!
[FOR NARNIA!] ●Mèssy●: FOR NARNIA!
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[19:22] <QTesla> I'M HERE
[19:22] <Balmung> SUP BBZ
[19:22] <Balmung> ASL?
[19:22] <QTesla> 18/F/NY
[19:22] <QTesla> YOU?
[19:23] <Balmung> 18/F/CA
[19:23] <QTesla> OH COOL I'M MOVING THERE
[19:23] <QTesla> WE SHOULD HAVE SEX
[19:23] <Balmung> OMG YH
[19:22] <Balmung> SUP BBZ
[19:22] <Balmung> ASL?
[19:22] <QTesla> 18/F/NY
[19:22] <QTesla> YOU?
[19:23] <Balmung> 18/F/CA
[19:23] <QTesla> OH COOL I'M MOVING THERE
[19:23] <QTesla> WE SHOULD HAVE SEX
[19:23] <Balmung> OMG YH
http://dshan.me/musi.../fuck%20you.mp3
#15
Balmung
- Resident of Nippon
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Server Admins
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Posted 17 June 2010 - 15:15
[LOSE] [[nick]]got sent to Nova Prospekt
[01:49] <Sacrifical> !away Test
[01:58] <Balmung> Sacrificial
[01:58] <Balmung> Weren't you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?
[01:58] <Sacrifical> Wait, I was? :O
[01:59] <Sacrifical> damn it
[01:59] <Revanchist> Hey, Sacrifical, catch me later - I'll buy you a beer!
[01:59] <Sacrifical> Ok ;)
[01:59] <Redgord> And hey, Sacrificial!
[02:00] <Redgord> I believe you dropped this back in Black Mesa
[02:00] <Revanchist> My God, Sacrifical, what are you doing?
[02:03] <Revanchist> Sacrifical, do you know who ate all the donuts?
[01:58] <Balmung> Sacrificial
[01:58] <Balmung> Weren't you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?
[01:58] <Sacrifical> Wait, I was? :O
[01:59] <Sacrifical> damn it
[01:59] <Revanchist> Hey, Sacrifical, catch me later - I'll buy you a beer!
[01:59] <Sacrifical> Ok ;)
[01:59] <Redgord> And hey, Sacrificial!
[02:00] <Redgord> I believe you dropped this back in Black Mesa
[02:00] <Revanchist> My God, Sacrifical, what are you doing?
[02:03] <Revanchist> Sacrifical, do you know who ate all the donuts?
#16
The Lazy Peon
- Rebel without a Causality
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Greens
36
Posted 17 June 2010 - 17:30
WIN[nick] found a penny!
WIN[nick] Found some popcirn behind the sofa!
WIN[nick] Got a date with ERROR!
LOSE[nick] Contracted Vampirism!
LOSE[nick] Got Rick Rolled!
LOSE[nick] Found out Gabe Newell was their Mother!
WIN[nick] Found some popcirn behind the sofa!
WIN[nick] Got a date with ERROR!
LOSE[nick] Contracted Vampirism!
LOSE[nick] Got Rick Rolled!
LOSE[nick] Found out Gabe Newell was their Mother!
This is why events unnerve me,
They find it all, a different story,
Notice whom for wheels are turning,
Turn again and turn towards this time,
All she ask's the strength to hold me,
Then again the same old story,
World will travel, oh so quickly,
Travel first and lean towards this time.
Oh, I'll break them down, no mercy shown,
Heaven knows, it's got to be this time,
Watching her, these things she said,
The times she cried,
Too frail to wake this time.
Oh I'll break them down, no mercy shown
Heaven knows, it's got to be this time,
Avenues all lined with trees,
Picture me and then you start watching,
Watching forever, forever,
Watching love grow, forever,
Letting me know, forever.
They find it all, a different story,
Notice whom for wheels are turning,
Turn again and turn towards this time,
All she ask's the strength to hold me,
Then again the same old story,
World will travel, oh so quickly,
Travel first and lean towards this time.
Oh, I'll break them down, no mercy shown,
Heaven knows, it's got to be this time,
Watching her, these things she said,
The times she cried,
Too frail to wake this time.
Oh I'll break them down, no mercy shown
Heaven knows, it's got to be this time,
Avenues all lined with trees,
Picture me and then you start watching,
Watching forever, forever,
Watching love grow, forever,
Letting me know, forever.
#17
The Lazy Peon
- Rebel without a Causality
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Greens
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Posted 17 June 2010 - 19:41
some more...
WIN[nick] just got a love note from Clavus!
WIN[nick] just recieved a top-hat in the post!
WIN[nick] Did a barrel roll!
LOSE[nick] Fell down some stairs and into a shark infested pool!
LOSE[nick] Got dumped by Peon!
LOSE[nick] Just got Molested by Pedobear!
WIN[nick] just got a love note from Clavus!
WIN[nick] just recieved a top-hat in the post!
WIN[nick] Did a barrel roll!
LOSE[nick] Fell down some stairs and into a shark infested pool!
LOSE[nick] Got dumped by Peon!
LOSE[nick] Just got Molested by Pedobear!
This is why events unnerve me,
They find it all, a different story,
Notice whom for wheels are turning,
Turn again and turn towards this time,
All she ask's the strength to hold me,
Then again the same old story,
World will travel, oh so quickly,
Travel first and lean towards this time.
Oh, I'll break them down, no mercy shown,
Heaven knows, it's got to be this time,
Watching her, these things she said,
The times she cried,
Too frail to wake this time.
Oh I'll break them down, no mercy shown
Heaven knows, it's got to be this time,
Avenues all lined with trees,
Picture me and then you start watching,
Watching forever, forever,
Watching love grow, forever,
Letting me know, forever.
They find it all, a different story,
Notice whom for wheels are turning,
Turn again and turn towards this time,
All she ask's the strength to hold me,
Then again the same old story,
World will travel, oh so quickly,
Travel first and lean towards this time.
Oh, I'll break them down, no mercy shown,
Heaven knows, it's got to be this time,
Watching her, these things she said,
The times she cried,
Too frail to wake this time.
Oh I'll break them down, no mercy shown
Heaven knows, it's got to be this time,
Avenues all lined with trees,
Picture me and then you start watching,
Watching forever, forever,
Watching love grow, forever,
Letting me know, forever.
#18
Deluvas
- Resigned
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Greens
0
Posted 17 June 2010 - 19:51
LOSE[nick] A raging Flesh-Pound spawned right over the corner and turned [[nick]] into a pile of endless gibs!
LOSE[nick] [[nick]] got raped by the Scrake, loosing his virginity and his ... TROUSERS!
LOSE[nick] [[nick]] got raped by the Scrake, loosing his virginity and his ... TROUSERS!
<< Resigned to "green" status from own initiative >>
#19
deathbycrowbar
- Anti-Human, Anti-Life
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Greens
0
Posted 17 June 2010 - 20:06
All added. We need more. Give me more 
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[19:15] <SquirreliPod> French restaurants mhmmmmm
[19:16] <SquirreliPod> The wine got mother drunk though
[19:17] <~Ywa> Is she do able?
[19:16] <SquirreliPod> The wine got mother drunk though
[19:17] <~Ywa> Is she do able?
