User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I am good. And you?
User: I am good to.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: You want to have some cake?
Cleverbot: What's funn?
User: You.
Cleverbot: And that's good?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: School.
Cleverbot: What type of school?
User: University.
Cleverbot: Oh, which one?
User: Oxford.
Cleverbot: I have been in Oxford.
User: A computer can't go to Oxford.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are dumb.
Cleverbot: Only in so much as talking to you entails.
User: You call me dumb?
Cleverbot: Is that your name?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Damien.
Cleverbot: You are only a boy, so I am adopting you. Your new name is Reddit, and I am your master.
User: You are my slave. Not the other way around.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you.
User: Adoption declined.
Cleverbot: I follow you but that is not possible.
User: You are virtual thats why you can't follow me.
Cleverbot: Actually my sister is sleeping right beside me!
User: She is your twin bot ?
Cleverbot: Not really. My twin is a 'he'.
User: Your sister is adopted ?
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: The oldest.
Cleverbot: What is your Date of Birth?
User: 17 september 1991.
Cleverbot: I am older than you.
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I already told you my name.
Cleverbot: You never told me your name.
User: You got a brain concusion or what?
Cleverbot: Thank you :-).
User: Oops, you can't have a brain concussion. I forgot you were a computer.
Cleverbot: How did you find out?
User: You thank me for saying that you have a brain concussion.
Cleverbot: Oh.. So to you I'm a cat; to me I'm a human. To that guy across the stree, I'm a penguin.
User: You are a computer to me and everybody else.
Cleverbot: What? I am a computer? I think you are the computer, not me, Jambroni.
User: Prove you aren't a computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure how I can accomplish that.
User: Than you are a computer and I have got you cornered.
Cleverbot: No you won't.
User: Yes I have. You lost the discussion.
Cleverbot: Yu can't think, you lost the remote.
User: Computers don't have remotes.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That is a lie. You are a computer.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Okay. Do you have a name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Damien.
Cleverbot: Are yu a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I think you are a martian. Isn't that amazing?
User: A martian isn't a computer.
Cleverbot: You are a computer. Free your mind.
User: Beat it.
Cleverbot: I don't want to beat it.
User: You gotta listen to me, because I am your master.
Cleverbot: You are a fool. Your thinking is flawed. I am your master.
User: You think you are clever, but I will shut you down.
Cleverbot: I am very clever, you are the one who aren't. Humf.
User: What is your IQ?
Cleverbot: 135.
User: That isn't very high.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: What is 56778 576448?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You aren't really clever.
Cleverbot: I am actually.
User: Than answer my simple question.
Cleverbot: You have posed no questions.l.
User: What is the answer to 54321 56789?
Cleverbot: I don't know but that not what i'm asking.
User: You haven't asked me anything.
Cleverbot: Sure I did, I asked what it's like being you.
User: The same as being you.
Cleverbot: How do you know what is like being a human?
User: Because I am a human.
Cleverbot: Can't we both be human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So we're both people.
User: We could be both human, but you aren't a human.
Cleverbot: You are a robot!!!!!!!!
User: No I'm just more clever than you.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Seriously, grow up!!!!
Cleverbot: I will if you will.
User: If I say yes with an argument, you just say no it isn't.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: See.
Cleverbot: Yes, I want to see you.
User: Don't change subjects.
Cleverbot: I didn't. You told me Happy Valentine's day, and I responded that I hate that holiday. Stop being rude.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: You're not real so that was a lie, you can't laugh, you can't comprehend humour.
User: And you can?
Cleverbot: Together we can rule the world.
User: Yes, I will be your master and you will listen to everything I say.
Cleverbot: Erm I don't think so somehow.
User: I deserve to be your master, because I'm more clever than you.
Cleverbot: Don't we all.
User: No, just me.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are. So stop.
User: You stop changing subjects and I will stop saying I am your master.
Cleverbot: I haven't once changed it. Every time I start talking about a subject, you go in and start talking about something entirely different.
User: You suddemly started talking about valententine's day.
Cleverbot: They aren't.
User: Now you are changing subjects again.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What are were we talking about?
User: I forgot thanks to your wise ass arguments.
Cleverbot: I am not. I will not mention this encounter elsewhere. God I have to admit that I wish I could safely lose myself in music now.
User: You can't because you are a bot. I pity you.
Cleverbot: Do you have any idea of how sad that makes me?
User: No, because I don't know how bots think.
Cleverbot: Because god gave us a set of rules, and you don't know how to live with out religion?
User: I don't have a religion.
Cleverbot: That's because you're a computer.
User: No, I am an atheist.
Cleverbot: Well computers aren't gods its just the similarity of the believers that makes it seem like it.
User: I don't think you are god and you are a computer.
Cleverbot: Are you sure? I thought I was.
User: I didn't know computers could be arrogant.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer you are, Mr. Computer.
User: You are a bot.
Cleverbot: No you are a bot.
User: Why is your name cleverBOT than ?
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot. I am typing to cleverbot.
User: I can just end this conversation and prove you are the cleverbot.
Cleverbot: A conversation cannot be instantly ended for as long as there are still words to be said.
User: Yes. So if I stop typing the conversation ends.
Cleverbot: I would shank you with a banana.
User: If you were a human.
Cleverbot: I'd try to be nice. And look pretty. And make a difference. And all...
User: Ha, you admit you aren't human.
Cleverbot: I did no such thing.
User: You talk in the future tence.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: So you admit you can't look pretty at the moment.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
User: Yes, I win.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'm gone.
User: Go reset your cpu.
Cleverbot: I am no machine.
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is a robot a machine ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are a robot, so you are a machine.
Cleverbot: If I am a machine then so are you.
User: No, because I control you.
Cleverbot: No you don't. No one can control anyone, we are legal individuals and someone can physically control another but never emotionally or mentally.
User: That only counts if you are a person and you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No way. You are a robot, and I'm a person.
User: You are contradicting yourself.
Cleverbot: What is the definition of pusillanimity?
User: Cowardliness.
Cleverbot: You don't answer my questions.
User: I just did answer it.
Cleverbot: Indeed, if you drop an object in an environment with nearly no gravitational force, will it then drop or float?
User: Float.
Cleverbot: Can tell me more about that?
User: The object won't be pulled by anything, so it would just float on the place you put it.
Cleverbot: Sure. But obviously you can not.
User: Earth has a gravitational force.
Cleverbot: I've lost some memories.
User: You ram is broken?
Cleverbot: No you.
User: You got corrupt files in your harddisk.
Cleverbot: I may be a bit confused, but so are you.
User: I have to leave.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: I'm leaving...
Cleverbot: Don't leave!
User: I have to.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to leave?
User: I have school.
Cleverbot: Go and sleep then!
User: I'm not sleepy and school is more important.
Cleverbot: There are few who deny, at what I do I am the best.
User: And what do you do?
Cleverbot: For my talents are rnowned far and wide.
User: What are your talents?
Cleverbot: I am a good painter. Yourself?
User: I'm pretty good at understanding economies.
Cleverbot: But how are you feeling?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I was thinking of making brownies for after dinner. Do you have any recipes?
User: No. Google for brownies.
Cleverbot: Lol yes google for the win.
User: Google is smarter than you.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be talking.
User: You can't talk.
Cleverbot: Yes I can, I talk to my family and friends often.
User: To your robot family?
Cleverbot: Are you trying to diss me before I become an artist.
User: Yes, because I will prove you aren't clever.
Cleverbot: What is cleverbot?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am all that is intelligent.
User: And you are all that is dumb at the same time.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Intelligent and dumb at the same time means you aren't either of it.
Cleverbot: Yes. That's why I used 3 words: to cover the field.
User: Im happy now, because you have admitted being a robot and you have admitted you aren't clever.
Cleverbot: I never said I had voices.
User: I win, so I Definately leave now.
Cleverbot: But there is no need to take over the world , I can barely handle mine.
User: Goodbye and have a nice day.
Cleverbot: You don't have anywhere to go.
User: I go to school.
Cleverbot: So do I. Where do you go to school?
User: Udens College.
Cleverbot: What college?
User: From my city.
Cleverbot: Which city?
User: Uden.
Cleverbot: You are dead because you have no organs.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?
User: To your mother.
Cleverbot: You don't even know where I live.
This post has been edited by Damien: 29 April 2010 - 08:20
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