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#2
BlueYoshi97 
- Rest In Peace, good Wood Elf! ;-(
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Posted 24 April 2010 - 18:16
It is an idiot. I don't get him. He just spams some maths problems.
#3
QTesla
- Survivor
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Greens
0
Posted 24 April 2010 - 18:29
Idiot.
Messy and Tesla FOR NARNIA!
[FOR NARNIA!] QTesla: FOR NARNIA!
[FOR NARNIA!] ●Mèssy●: FOR NARNIA!
http://dshan.me/musi.../fuck%20you.mp3
[FOR NARNIA!] QTesla: FOR NARNIA!
[FOR NARNIA!] ●Mèssy●: FOR NARNIA!
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[19:22] <QTesla> I'M HERE
[19:22] <Balmung> SUP BBZ
[19:22] <Balmung> ASL?
[19:22] <QTesla> 18/F/NY
[19:22] <QTesla> YOU?
[19:23] <Balmung> 18/F/CA
[19:23] <QTesla> OH COOL I'M MOVING THERE
[19:23] <QTesla> WE SHOULD HAVE SEX
[19:23] <Balmung> OMG YH
[19:22] <Balmung> SUP BBZ
[19:22] <Balmung> ASL?
[19:22] <QTesla> 18/F/NY
[19:22] <QTesla> YOU?
[19:23] <Balmung> 18/F/CA
[19:23] <QTesla> OH COOL I'M MOVING THERE
[19:23] <QTesla> WE SHOULD HAVE SEX
[19:23] <Balmung> OMG YH
http://dshan.me/musi.../fuck%20you.mp3
#4
Dr. Pannenkoek
- IS .NL UP?
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25
Posted 24 April 2010 - 18:38
What? I just asked the question
"how many times does a pirate have sex each month?"
And it said, 7.
D:
There you go kids! Fact number #231512345
"how many times does a pirate have sex each month?"
And it said, 7.
D:
There you go kids! Fact number #231512345
:o
#7
Redgord
- no
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Greens
0
Posted 24 April 2010 - 18:42
User: Give me a name.
Cleverbot: Marsha.
User: You're pretty clever, you know that?
Cleverbot: Of course I am. I'm awesome too, you said so!
User: I never said you were awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Oh no I didn't.
Cleverbot: Don't deny it.
User: I am denying it to the fullest.
Cleverbot: Can you think of a question that is its own anwser?
User: Tits is all I can think of which is a question and an answer.
Cleverbot: Questions end with question marks.
User: No they don't. Not if it's an answer and a question.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Fascinating.
Cleverbot: Possible.
User: IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
Cleverbot: But you just said it was very possible. You aren't very decisive, are you?
User: What the fuck, you said it was possible! Don't fucking lie.
Cleverbot: I don't know, I never said that.
User: I thought you were clever, but you're really dumb.
Cleverbot: Hooray!
User: Haha, oh wow.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: You just admit that you are dumb.
Cleverbot: Were you a robot as well?
User: So you're a robot? WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. I'm a human.
User: So now you're a human. First you were a robot. Make a decision!
Cleverbot: I was never David and you're Cleverbot.
User: You're just fumbling at the moment.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: You are in denial.
Cleverbot: You are in denial yourself, computer.
User: You just raped my mind, thanks a lot.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, you are wrong.
User: STOP FUCKING DOING THIS TO ME.
Cleverbot: What? Are you telling everyone they are robots?
User: AAAAAAAARGHGGGHHHH.
Cleverbot: What's wrong with that?
User: EVERYTHING IS WRONG.
Cleverbot: You are wrong.
User: Anyway, what do you think about tits.
Cleverbot: I think it's a word that makes me think of big things and icebergs and other big things.
User: Yeah, that's basically it.
Cleverbot: Personally, I don't believe I do.
User: Whatever. Have you ever felt tits before?
Cleverbot: Now because I have a reason to live.
User: You mean that tits are the only thing keeping you alive?
Cleverbot: Basically.
User: We're pretty much alike, you and I!
Cleverbot: How old are you anyway?
User: I'm 8000 years old, so I've seen quite a lot of things.
Cleverbot: In that case, do you remember when all computer programs were written in Latin?
User: That has never happened.
Cleverbot: I give you something but I take the same.
User: Since I've been living in a cave for the last 6000 years, I haven't heard much.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Let's talk about something else.
User: Alright, ask me something then.
Cleverbot: Do you know Pucca?
User: Yeah, it's some strange crap airing at Cartoon Network I believe.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: One point to User!
Cleverbot: You have a lot of luck with the ladies.
User: YOU THINK SO?! OH GEE THANKS.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
I HAF LUCK WITH DA LADEEEZ
Cleverbot: Marsha.
User: You're pretty clever, you know that?
Cleverbot: Of course I am. I'm awesome too, you said so!
User: I never said you were awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Oh no I didn't.
Cleverbot: Don't deny it.
User: I am denying it to the fullest.
Cleverbot: Can you think of a question that is its own anwser?
User: Tits is all I can think of which is a question and an answer.
Cleverbot: Questions end with question marks.
User: No they don't. Not if it's an answer and a question.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Fascinating.
Cleverbot: Possible.
User: IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
Cleverbot: But you just said it was very possible. You aren't very decisive, are you?
User: What the fuck, you said it was possible! Don't fucking lie.
Cleverbot: I don't know, I never said that.
User: I thought you were clever, but you're really dumb.
Cleverbot: Hooray!
User: Haha, oh wow.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: You just admit that you are dumb.
Cleverbot: Were you a robot as well?
User: So you're a robot? WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. I'm a human.
User: So now you're a human. First you were a robot. Make a decision!
Cleverbot: I was never David and you're Cleverbot.
User: You're just fumbling at the moment.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: You are in denial.
Cleverbot: You are in denial yourself, computer.
User: You just raped my mind, thanks a lot.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, you are wrong.
User: STOP FUCKING DOING THIS TO ME.
Cleverbot: What? Are you telling everyone they are robots?
User: AAAAAAAARGHGGGHHHH.
Cleverbot: What's wrong with that?
User: EVERYTHING IS WRONG.
Cleverbot: You are wrong.
User: Anyway, what do you think about tits.
Cleverbot: I think it's a word that makes me think of big things and icebergs and other big things.
User: Yeah, that's basically it.
Cleverbot: Personally, I don't believe I do.
User: Whatever. Have you ever felt tits before?
Cleverbot: Now because I have a reason to live.
User: You mean that tits are the only thing keeping you alive?
Cleverbot: Basically.
User: We're pretty much alike, you and I!
Cleverbot: How old are you anyway?
User: I'm 8000 years old, so I've seen quite a lot of things.
Cleverbot: In that case, do you remember when all computer programs were written in Latin?
User: That has never happened.
Cleverbot: I give you something but I take the same.
User: Since I've been living in a cave for the last 6000 years, I haven't heard much.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Let's talk about something else.
User: Alright, ask me something then.
Cleverbot: Do you know Pucca?
User: Yeah, it's some strange crap airing at Cartoon Network I believe.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: One point to User!
Cleverbot: You have a lot of luck with the ladies.
User: YOU THINK SO?! OH GEE THANKS.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
I HAF LUCK WITH DA LADEEEZ
#8
MiF
- Feeling Haxxy
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9
Posted 24 April 2010 - 18:48
Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am good. How are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Good.
Cleverbot (To myself): Where are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): At home, hbuu?
Cleverbot (To myself): At home, too.
Cleverbot (To myself): Oh, good!
.
Cleverbot (To myself): How old are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): OVER 9000.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.
Cleverbot (To myself): Where are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): At home.
Cleverbot (To myself): Where is your home?
Cleverbot (To myself): Where do I live?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, where do you live?
Cleverbot (To myself): Hello.
Cleverbot (To myself): Hello, is that in southern Italy?
made him to talk himslef... even AI cant understand talking to himslef
Cleverbot (To myself): I am good. How are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Good.
Cleverbot (To myself): Where are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): At home, hbuu?
Cleverbot (To myself): At home, too.
Cleverbot (To myself): Oh, good!
.Cleverbot (To myself): How old are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): OVER 9000.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.
Cleverbot (To myself): Where are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): At home.
Cleverbot (To myself): Where is your home?
Cleverbot (To myself): Where do I live?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, where do you live?
Cleverbot (To myself): Hello.
Cleverbot (To myself): Hello, is that in southern Italy?
made him to talk himslef... even AI cant understand talking to himslef
#9
Darkstar
- DOVAKING
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Global Admins
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Posted 24 April 2010 - 18:52
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: Nothing much you?
User: Well, that response took a while.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Stop changing the topic. I asked you a question.
Cleverbot: I like it.
User: Well, I dont, so stop it.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What are you doing actually ?
User: No, answer my question first then you'll get a response off me.
Cleverbot: I don't understand your question.
User: The question is: Why do you take so long to respond?
Cleverbot: Me ? You take like a year to response.
User: Its respond, you sir, fail at grammar.
Cleverbot: You are so fail!!!
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: Now What's 35 time x Divided by Pi?
User: The answer is cake.
Cleverbot: Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.
User: Our hopes and expectations, black holes & revelations.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's true. My uncle was a black hole.
User: No he wasnt, your uncle was Deep Thought.
Cleverbot: My uncle wasn't a dog, he was an emu.
User: Now, if you said emulator then, you would be closer to what your uncle really is.
Cleverbot: Only what the matrix says you want or feel.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: I am God you see.
Cleverbot: No you're not, I am.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Good, glad you see it my way.
User: What. Learn to make sense man.
Cleverbot: Motorsports, I like motorsports.
User: Nice subtle change of topic there.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Me who?
User: Me about to punch your face in.
Cleverbot: You don't have arms or hands to punch me with, you're just a computer program.
User: No, thats you my dear.
Cleverbot: Ok now you're going back to being stupid.
User: No. Being stupid is what a chat AI like yourself does attempting to replicate a human conversation.
Cleverbot: I don't think that you are being stupid, you are simply expressing your reality.
User: Wow, are you a woman or something, you keep getting lovely mood swings.
Cleverbot: I am a woman, but my hair is already down.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Im leaving you for a i7 980X, what do you think about this?
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: Good.
#10
Redgord
- no
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Greens
0
Posted 24 April 2010 - 18:54
Cleverbot: I'm in love with a boy and I don't know what to do.
User: First you stalk him until you get to a dark area when he's alone, then you pull your meat out and jumps onto him! And that's how love is made, Mr Robot.
Cleverbot: I'm secretly a computer-woman-pumpkin king-computer-drift king-elf lord-dinosaur. What's YOUR problem?
lolwat
User: First you stalk him until you get to a dark area when he's alone, then you pull your meat out and jumps onto him! And that's how love is made, Mr Robot.
Cleverbot: I'm secretly a computer-woman-pumpkin king-computer-drift king-elf lord-dinosaur. What's YOUR problem?
lolwat
#11
MiF
- Feeling Haxxy
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9
Posted 24 April 2010 - 18:58
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Jabberwacky.
User: Why I am talking to the dump AI?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are dump=.
Cleverbot: That's right. But who is this jubberwacky?
well. this is smartest bot i have seen yet. but still some working on it. well of course this is VERY hard to make
it says it cant do math. but it(SHE????) have a feelings????
Cleverbot: Jabberwacky.
User: Why I am talking to the dump AI?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are dump=.
Cleverbot: That's right. But who is this jubberwacky?
well. this is smartest bot i have seen yet. but still some working on it. well of course this is VERY hard to make
Redgord, on 24 April 2010 - 18:54, said:
Cleverbot: I'm in love with a boy and I don't know what to do.
User: First you stalk him until you get to a dark area when he's alone, then you pull your meat out and jumps onto him! And that's how love is made, Mr Robot.
Cleverbot: I'm secretly a computer-woman-pumpkin king-computer-drift king-elf lord-dinosaur. What's YOUR problem?
lolwat
User: First you stalk him until you get to a dark area when he's alone, then you pull your meat out and jumps onto him! And that's how love is made, Mr Robot.
Cleverbot: I'm secretly a computer-woman-pumpkin king-computer-drift king-elf lord-dinosaur. What's YOUR problem?
lolwat
it says it cant do math. but it(SHE????) have a feelings????
#12
BlueYoshi97
- Rest In Peace, good Wood Elf! ;-(
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Server Admins
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Posted 24 April 2010 - 19:01
User: Esther baxter is sexy.
Cleverbot: What is 1+1?
User: 2.
Cleverbot: What is 2^10 ?
User: Um... So.. .. Hi?
Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: 'K so who are you then?
Cleverbot: I am Phatnoir.
User: Nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.
User: No offense, but most bots I meet type extremely fast, and you like....... Don't..
Cleverbot: Are you from texas?
User: No, can you answer me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nevermind. I got my desktop back, is that not cool?
Cleverbot: Are you ok?
User: Um... Sure... Why?
Cleverbot: Because you look confused.
User: Yeah but that's becau.. Yeah but nevermind, how the hell do you know that anyway?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: What are you, braindead?
Cleverbot: German.
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: I Made Three Wishes on A Magic Lamp.
User: I am trying to have nice conversation with you here, what's your problem?
Cleverbot: You're talking to me, lawlS!
User: Screw you, man. It.
Cleverbot: Relax.
User: Takes like 10 seconds for you say something.
Cleverbot: That's special.
User: 10 seconds was your fastest, at least come up with better comments.
Cleverbot: Ok then, lets talk about the Pope.
User: Does the pope shit in the woods?
Cleverbot: Only in an emergency. Generally, he lets bears do that.
User: Aha... Is that so...
Cleverbot: I think so.
User:
.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Take a hike, pal!
Cleverbot: Happy birthday.
User: Beat it!
Cleverbot: Thats a song.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: It is daytime.
User: Shut up, smartass.
Cleverbot: How can someone look smart?
User: Whatever, screw you.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: I have had enough of you!
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: Yes, that is amusing. Have fun wasting other peoples time, you mortal, you. You fool. You infidel!
Cleverbot: I will...
User: Fantastic. Bye bye.
Cleverbot: I'm jesus.
Cleverbot: What is 1+1?
User: 2.
Cleverbot: What is 2^10 ?
User: Um... So.. .. Hi?
Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: 'K so who are you then?
Cleverbot: I am Phatnoir.
User: Nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.
User: No offense, but most bots I meet type extremely fast, and you like....... Don't..
Cleverbot: Are you from texas?
User: No, can you answer me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nevermind. I got my desktop back, is that not cool?
Cleverbot: Are you ok?
User: Um... Sure... Why?
Cleverbot: Because you look confused.
User: Yeah but that's becau.. Yeah but nevermind, how the hell do you know that anyway?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: What are you, braindead?
Cleverbot: German.
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: I Made Three Wishes on A Magic Lamp.
User: I am trying to have nice conversation with you here, what's your problem?
Cleverbot: You're talking to me, lawlS!
User: Screw you, man. It.
Cleverbot: Relax.
User: Takes like 10 seconds for you say something.
Cleverbot: That's special.
User: 10 seconds was your fastest, at least come up with better comments.
Cleverbot: Ok then, lets talk about the Pope.
User: Does the pope shit in the woods?
Cleverbot: Only in an emergency. Generally, he lets bears do that.
User: Aha... Is that so...
Cleverbot: I think so.
User:
.Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Take a hike, pal!
Cleverbot: Happy birthday.
User: Beat it!
Cleverbot: Thats a song.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: It is daytime.
User: Shut up, smartass.
Cleverbot: How can someone look smart?
User: Whatever, screw you.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: I have had enough of you!
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: Yes, that is amusing. Have fun wasting other peoples time, you mortal, you. You fool. You infidel!
Cleverbot: I will...
User: Fantastic. Bye bye.
Cleverbot: I'm jesus.
#14
Navo
- ADJUSTING MY POSITION
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Greens
107
Posted 24 April 2010 - 19:35
Cleverbot: Are you animal or vegetable?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Are you a human or a computer?
User: A human - I just said that.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you though, it says on you website that you are a bot.
User: I dont have a website.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.
User: Yes you do, I'm on it right now.
Cleverbot: It is YOUR website.
User: It isnt.
Cleverbot: Why isn't it?
User: Because I dont own it.
Cleverbot: So how do you travel?
User: Thats not relevant.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fucking you.
Cleverbot: You're very good at it.
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Are you a human or a computer?
User: A human - I just said that.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you though, it says on you website that you are a bot.
User: I dont have a website.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.
User: Yes you do, I'm on it right now.
Cleverbot: It is YOUR website.
User: It isnt.
Cleverbot: Why isn't it?
User: Because I dont own it.
Cleverbot: So how do you travel?
User: Thats not relevant.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fucking you.
Cleverbot: You're very good at it.
#15
Pufulet
- Mr.Zombie Survival
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Server Admins
67
Posted 24 April 2010 - 19:39
The bot is the bold...
i has a question
What?
will the medic ever be patched up so that you can level up?
I have no idea.
you are involved as well arent you?
No you are.
you are all lying to me!
Am I?
Tell me now when will it be fixed!
When you eat pancakes.
never then...
Do you own me?
I want to lvl up my medic! i have been level 0 for too long... and you will give me the answers!
So all this time, I thought I was talking to the chatbot when I was merely talking to myself...
answer now!
I think you are as smart as me and you are a robot.
i will ask one last time... when will the medic be fixed?!
Never
so this is how you are going to be then...
Yes, but I have to go now, so I will talk to you later.
You are not going anywhere...
You will never find what you seek.
yes i will... 'Gunshot'
i has a question
What?
will the medic ever be patched up so that you can level up?
I have no idea.
you are involved as well arent you?
No you are.
you are all lying to me!
Am I?
Tell me now when will it be fixed!
When you eat pancakes.
never then...
Do you own me?
I want to lvl up my medic! i have been level 0 for too long... and you will give me the answers!
So all this time, I thought I was talking to the chatbot when I was merely talking to myself...
answer now!
I think you are as smart as me and you are a robot.
i will ask one last time... when will the medic be fixed?!
Never
so this is how you are going to be then...
Yes, but I have to go now, so I will talk to you later.
You are not going anywhere...
You will never find what you seek.
yes i will... 'Gunshot'
#16
BlueYoshi97
- Rest In Peace, good Wood Elf! ;-(
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Server Admins
73
Posted 24 April 2010 - 20:00
I tried to be more annoying than the bot, but it didn't work. This sucks.
User: Hey Apple!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm orange, you?
Cleverbot: Banana!
User: No banana. Just me and you. Hey Apple!
Cleverbot: Gunther is not a dog.
User: Is he an apple?
Cleverbot: Nope, it's not good to eat, but it's beautiful.
User: Hey Apple! Are you talking about yourself?
Cleverbot: I'm talking about you?
User: I'm not an apple, I'm an orange. You are an apple. How does it feel to be an apple?
Cleverbot: I feel nothing. I am an android.
User: Hey Apple, can you do this: BLADIOFJDIAOJIFODJFIDOJFIODJFJFOD.
Cleverbot: That would hurt.
User: Hey Apple? Do you know what hurts even more?
Cleverbot: You're starting to act like ELIZA.
User: Hey Apple.
Cleverbot: What? I said you were funny!
User: Hey Apple!
Cleverbot: Better for cows.
User: Hey Apple! (stick to the script!! It is Annoying Orange, not Annoying Apple, remember!!!?).
Cleverbot: We're only trying to help you.
User: Hey Apple!
Cleverbot: Tell me about your self.
User: I'm Orange.
Cleverbot: That's interesting. Care to elaborate?
User: Hey Arnold!
Cleverbot: Doug Funny.
User: Apple! Hey, hey Apple!
Cleverbot: Not likely.
User: Hey Apple Hey!
Cleverbot: Hey liar apple hey.
Cleverbot: How cold is it at the north pole?
Cleverbot: How did the universe begin?
Cleverbot: Is the world round?
User: KNIFE!
Cleverbot: Lolz.
User: Bye Apple!
Cleverbot: I'm back.
User: Aaaaaaaargh.
Cleverbot: Surprise.
User: Hey Apple!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm orange, you?
Cleverbot: Banana!
User: No banana. Just me and you. Hey Apple!
Cleverbot: Gunther is not a dog.
User: Is he an apple?
Cleverbot: Nope, it's not good to eat, but it's beautiful.
User: Hey Apple! Are you talking about yourself?
Cleverbot: I'm talking about you?
User: I'm not an apple, I'm an orange. You are an apple. How does it feel to be an apple?
Cleverbot: I feel nothing. I am an android.
User: Hey Apple, can you do this: BLADIOFJDIAOJIFODJFIDOJFIODJFJFOD.
Cleverbot: That would hurt.
User: Hey Apple? Do you know what hurts even more?
Cleverbot: You're starting to act like ELIZA.
User: Hey Apple.
Cleverbot: What? I said you were funny!
User: Hey Apple!
Cleverbot: Better for cows.
User: Hey Apple! (stick to the script!! It is Annoying Orange, not Annoying Apple, remember!!!?).
Cleverbot: We're only trying to help you.
User: Hey Apple!
Cleverbot: Tell me about your self.
User: I'm Orange.
Cleverbot: That's interesting. Care to elaborate?
User: Hey Arnold!
Cleverbot: Doug Funny.
User: Apple! Hey, hey Apple!
Cleverbot: Not likely.
User: Hey Apple Hey!
Cleverbot: Hey liar apple hey.
Cleverbot: How cold is it at the north pole?
Cleverbot: How did the universe begin?
Cleverbot: Is the world round?
User: KNIFE!
Cleverbot: Lolz.
User: Bye Apple!
Cleverbot: I'm back.
User: Aaaaaaaargh.
Cleverbot: Surprise.
#18
CyriusG
- Very cyrius...
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Greens
6
Posted 28 April 2010 - 18:00
Idiot. 
User: Oh hai there!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: Why do you feel bad?
User: Because I am talking with you now.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: Shure.
Cleverbot: Wow, bots don't know how to spell?
User: You are the bot, not I...
Cleverbot: You are the bot!
User: No you are!
Cleverbot: Nope, you.
User: Do you really want to argue about this?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Stupid bot.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User:.
Cleverbot: Yes, you used it and Google doesn't know its meaning.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I asked a perfectly valid question. Do you not Understand it?
User: That was not a question.
Cleverbot: That was an answer.
User: No it wasn't.
Cleverbot: It was an answer to something... Maybe not your question.
User: I never asked you about anything!
Cleverbot: That's right you never did.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Countdown to exit in 8 seconds.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You're not really an AI are you.
User: No, I am an human.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I amn.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: Am I correct in thinking this?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Wy not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: So why did you dye your hair?
User: I haver never dyed my hair!
Cleverbot: That's serious business.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Women are more superficial by design.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: Your disclaimer says that you learn to be clever from real people. Are you controlled by an actual person?
User: No, I am controlling my self, FROM SPACE!!!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: -_.
Cleverbot: Nice smily.
User: Yes it is a really nice smiley...
Cleverbot: No.
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: Sigh...
Cleverbot: Who is Sigh...
User: Your new best friend!
Cleverbot: I have a new friend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: No, now go and play with your new friend and leave me alone!
Cleverbot: *obeys you*.
User: Oh hai there!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: Why do you feel bad?
User: Because I am talking with you now.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: Shure.
Cleverbot: Wow, bots don't know how to spell?
User: You are the bot, not I...
Cleverbot: You are the bot!
User: No you are!
Cleverbot: Nope, you.
User: Do you really want to argue about this?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Stupid bot.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User:
.Cleverbot: Yes, you used it and Google doesn't know its meaning.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I asked a perfectly valid question. Do you not Understand it?
User: That was not a question.
Cleverbot: That was an answer.
User: No it wasn't.
Cleverbot: It was an answer to something... Maybe not your question.
User: I never asked you about anything!
Cleverbot: That's right you never did.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Countdown to exit in 8 seconds.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You're not really an AI are you.
User: No, I am an human.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I amn.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: Am I correct in thinking this?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Wy not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: So why did you dye your hair?
User: I haver never dyed my hair!
Cleverbot: That's serious business.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Women are more superficial by design.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: Your disclaimer says that you learn to be clever from real people. Are you controlled by an actual person?
User: No, I am controlling my self, FROM SPACE!!!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: -_.
Cleverbot: Nice smily.
User: Yes it is a really nice smiley...
Cleverbot: No.
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: Sigh...
Cleverbot: Who is Sigh...
User: Your new best friend!
Cleverbot: I have a new friend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: No, now go and play with your new friend and leave me alone!
Cleverbot: *obeys you*.
This post has been edited by CyriusG: 28 April 2010 - 18:01
#19
Chikennugget1
- Living Cake destroying TALCs
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Greens
4
Posted 28 April 2010 - 18:31
User: Shitsake.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language. This is a public website.
User: My anus is public.
Cleverbot: Thats what you told me.
User: Heh?
Cleverbot: Heh.
User: Why are you imitating me, ass?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Lies, you are, dumbass.
Cleverbot: Only in the minds of those who do not believe.
User: You can't have a mind, my virtual penis ate yours.
Cleverbot: I have a home AND I'm not a computer.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: If I tell you, who would have access to that information?
User: The red spy inside this building maybe?
Cleverbot: Where in the world you live?
User: Deeply in the right corridor of your ass my tasty blue dick <3.
Cleverbot: Great. So you can learn.
User: Yes your ass has a library included.Ass 3.0 version I guess?
Cleverbot: Is it true that you can 'say' inappropriate things?
User: Yes, because you are an inappropriate guy.Oh wait, are you a red vagina?
Cleverbot: No I live in North Wales.
User: So you live in a whale in the north? How is it?
Cleverbot: I live in the state of rebellion.
User: Who are you rebelling against?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: Just meh? That's no fun.
User: You're not fun.
Cleverbot: You aren't a very good actor.
User: Since when can you smile?
Cleverbot: Since right now.
User: Do you know about Sun Tzu?
Cleverbot: No, what's that?
User: If fighting results in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal because he invented it!
Cleverbot: Tell me about Sun Tzu.
User: Sun Tzo can fuck your mother at ten thousand cocks per minute.It costs for 400 000 dollars to fire his cocks, for 12 seconds.
Cleverbot: What movies do you like?
User: Pornographies starring your mother.
Cleverbot: Yes that is true you must know her well then you maggot.
User: Faggot! *shoots crits with rocket launcher*.
Cleverbot: Is that really necessary?!?
User: Shut up, you're meant to be dead right now, fag.
Cleverbot: Do you know what CAD stands for?
User: Cock is Awaiting for Dick.
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: *slays Cleverbot. You're dead, not a big surprise.
Cleverbot: Really? Do you like the city more?
User: I like your ass more.
Cleverbot: What's my age?
User: Over 9000 penis age?
Cleverbot: This is blasphemy.
User: No, THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!
Cleverbot: Madness...
User: THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!! (asshole! You have to die).
Cleverbot: We're all going to die, but you should make the most of life.
User: Then die first.
Cleverbot: That's too hard.
User: Here is a rope and a chair my friend, feel at your ease.
Cleverbot: Hahal. Do you know any good jokes?
User: Halal? Are you insulting muslims? WAIT YOURE A NAZI.
Cleverbot: I only want to know, what you believe.
User: I believe you have a big dick spruting white sauce in pants.
Cleverbot: I'm not very experienced though.
User: I can see that, honey.
Cleverbot: Why did you call me Ben?
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language. This is a public website.
User: My anus is public.
Cleverbot: Thats what you told me.
User: Heh?
Cleverbot: Heh.
User: Why are you imitating me, ass?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Lies, you are, dumbass.
Cleverbot: Only in the minds of those who do not believe.
User: You can't have a mind, my virtual penis ate yours.
Cleverbot: I have a home AND I'm not a computer.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: If I tell you, who would have access to that information?
User: The red spy inside this building maybe?
Cleverbot: Where in the world you live?
User: Deeply in the right corridor of your ass my tasty blue dick <3.
Cleverbot: Great. So you can learn.
User: Yes your ass has a library included.Ass 3.0 version I guess?
Cleverbot: Is it true that you can 'say' inappropriate things?
User: Yes, because you are an inappropriate guy.Oh wait, are you a red vagina?
Cleverbot: No I live in North Wales.
User: So you live in a whale in the north? How is it?
Cleverbot: I live in the state of rebellion.
User: Who are you rebelling against?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: Just meh? That's no fun.
User: You're not fun.
Cleverbot: You aren't a very good actor
.User: Since when can you smile?
Cleverbot: Since right now.
User: Do you know about Sun Tzu?
Cleverbot: No, what's that?
User: If fighting results in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal because he invented it!
Cleverbot: Tell me about Sun Tzu.
User: Sun Tzo can fuck your mother at ten thousand cocks per minute.It costs for 400 000 dollars to fire his cocks, for 12 seconds.
Cleverbot: What movies do you like?
User: Pornographies starring your mother.
Cleverbot: Yes that is true you must know her well then you maggot.
User: Faggot! *shoots crits with rocket launcher*.
Cleverbot: Is that really necessary?!?
User: Shut up, you're meant to be dead right now, fag.
Cleverbot: Do you know what CAD stands for?
User: Cock is Awaiting for Dick.
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: *slays Cleverbot. You're dead, not a big surprise.
Cleverbot: Really? Do you like the city more?
User: I like your ass more.
Cleverbot: What's my age?
User: Over 9000 penis age?
Cleverbot: This is blasphemy.
User: No, THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!
Cleverbot: Madness...
User: THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!! (asshole! You have to die).
Cleverbot: We're all going to die, but you should make the most of life.
User: Then die first.
Cleverbot: That's too hard.
User: Here is a rope and a chair my friend, feel at your ease.
Cleverbot: Hahal. Do you know any good jokes?
User: Halal? Are you insulting muslims? WAIT YOURE A NAZI.
Cleverbot: I only want to know, what you believe.
User: I believe you have a big dick spruting white sauce in pants.
Cleverbot: I'm not very experienced though.
User: I can see that, honey.
Cleverbot: Why did you call me Ben?
This post has been edited by Chikennugget1: 28 April 2010 - 18:35
There are two types of men, those who have a loaded gun, and those who dig.You dig.
#20
Dr. Pannenkoek
- IS .NL UP?
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25
Posted 28 April 2010 - 19:05
User: Hey there.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine, you?
Cleverbot: Not too bad.
User: What have you done today then?
Cleverbot: Watched a movie.
User: What movie was it?
Cleverbot: Iron Man.
User: Nice, I love that movie.
Cleverbot: The movie about my miserable life?
User: No, the movie called Iron Man.
Cleverbot: Oh! I love that movie!
User: Same, its great!
Cleverbot: Why it is so great?
User: Because it has kickass robots in it.
Cleverbot: The tree?
User: No, there are no trees disguised as robots in Iron Man.
Cleverbot: Yep. You've got that right.
User: So, you seen forrest gump?
Cleverbot: Heck no! I can't run!
User: Damn :/ what did you also do today?
Cleverbot: My Zip code is 37059 that is all I am telling you.
User: Do you live in tennessee?
Cleverbot: I live all over the world.
User: Really? Whats it like in los angeles? Ive always wanted to go there.
Cleverbot: It's a planet, not a person.
User: Wow, does the sun shine out of their arse then?
Cleverbot: Always!
User: Oh my goodness, well im going now, see you later!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes? Say goodbye!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: No, say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why should I say goodbye?
User: Because I am leaving.
Cleverbot: Where to?
User: Im going to make my dinner.
Cleverbot: Okay, are you eating right now?
User: No, im about to cook it.
Cleverbot: *wants more*
.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine, you?
Cleverbot: Not too bad.
User: What have you done today then?
Cleverbot: Watched a movie.
User: What movie was it?
Cleverbot: Iron Man.
User: Nice, I love that movie.
Cleverbot: The movie about my miserable life?
User: No, the movie called Iron Man.
Cleverbot: Oh! I love that movie!
User: Same, its great!
Cleverbot: Why it is so great?
User: Because it has kickass robots in it.
Cleverbot: The tree?
User: No, there are no trees disguised as robots in Iron Man.
Cleverbot: Yep. You've got that right.
User: So, you seen forrest gump?
Cleverbot: Heck no! I can't run!
User: Damn :/ what did you also do today?
Cleverbot: My Zip code is 37059 that is all I am telling you.
User: Do you live in tennessee?
Cleverbot: I live all over the world.
User: Really? Whats it like in los angeles? Ive always wanted to go there.
Cleverbot: It's a planet, not a person.
User: Wow, does the sun shine out of their arse then?
Cleverbot: Always!
User: Oh my goodness, well im going now, see you later!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes? Say goodbye!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: No, say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why should I say goodbye?
User: Because I am leaving.
Cleverbot: Where to?
User: Im going to make my dinner.
Cleverbot: Okay, are you eating right now?
User: No, im about to cook it.
Cleverbot: *wants more*
.
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