Gabe Newell
HP: 2500
Description: He's like a boomer, but instead of throwing up on you he just delays episode 3 by another 4 years instead.
Attack: He gets his laptop out and emails a formal complaint to you, before getting blue screen and losing his episode 3 beta, then uses his super Gabe attack and implodes which deals 2000 splash damage within a 50m radius and pulls any objects and players towards him. If you shout fat jokes down the mic at the character then he gets out a ban hammer and starts chasing you
PROS:
- Huge target so good practice for beginners.
- May commentate over your gameplay while you are trying to kill him about how he developed the ideas for the character.
- Very slow reactions and takes a while to lift its arms up
- Weak to snipers and molotovs.
CONS:
- Can get picked on a lot because of his weight even though he's a cool dude and they appreciate his work and the great things he has achieved in terms of game design they still feel the need to make fat jokes about him and stuff.
- Would eat all the medkits.
- This character would probably be delayed anyway.