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Some guy is going to get two free planets from aliens, lucky guy:
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Stranger: hi
You: hello earth specimen
You: we come in peace
Stranger: thats alright then
You: we come galaxy from away far far
Stranger: was that using worm hole tech or just bending the speed of light to suit your purposes?
You: we come
You: galaxy from away far far
Stranger: andromeda?
You: yes
Stranger: nice
You: we seek to reproduce our specimen with your female specimen
You: our dead is
You: horrible cancer
Stranger: so basically you have come from a long way to shag our women rather than sing your massively advanced technology to sort a cure or a prevention for the disease. not sure the women are really going to be up for that
You: cancer unbeatable is
You: everything tried we
You: my wife http://blogs.fayobse...008/08/yoda.jpg
You: see?
You: dead now
Stranger: is your translator broken as you appear to be speaking very bad english
You: we think broken yours is
You: you speak our language none
You: we try best ours
Stranger: well you are the ones with the more advanced civilisation and advanced technology and we are mearly clever monkies with dillusions of grandure
You: we come in peace
You: monkey
You: very good sex
You: no bad unless want you
You: give permission us to half you woman
You: and
Stranger: well im sorry to be a disappointment but im a male monkey and to be honest im not sure wether our species would be genetically viable
You: we give you
You: one planet
You: and
You: rest
You: your woman
Stranger: nah no deal
You: you get
You: two planet
Stranger: are they nice planets? we dont want any old planet and we will have to make sure that we have a suitable selection of every species from the planet so that we can recreate what we have already as its not a bad place we have here
You: no
You: you get two planet
You: all yourself
You: very nice
You: fleshlight trees
You: alies specimen ladies
You: that
You: can not children have
You: so
You: not good for us
You: but
You: good for you
Stranger: a planet to myself? well i would have to take my wife and a lot of my friends to make it reasonably enjoyable plus the working for buildings and electric and staff to run everything
You: we come
You: supply you
You: every day
You: anything want you
Stranger: hmmm, well you can have my other 2 housemates they are bith women so that would be half. does that sound reasonable?
You: no
You: half
You: your planet
You: felmale specimen
You: rest your planet female specimen
You: for you
Stranger: well i fear that asking on here may be a little redundant as there are 2118 people on here and as a cross section of the several billion people in the world its not a good one and i feel that many more important people than me would have some things to say about me making deals like that on their behalf
Stranger: te;; you what you can have the old and the ugly ones and we will keep the rest
You: we need
You: female specimen
You: that
You: reproduce can
You: if other your specimen dont like
You: that
You: no problem
You: we protection give you
Stranger: ok take the ugly ones and im sure there wouldnt be too many objections plus you can have as many chavs as you like
You: they reproduce can?
Stranger: far too often and are putting a strain on the housing of the country so like i say as many as you want and i think everyone will be happy
Stranger: they can reproduce a lot
You: thenk
You: thank
You: very much you
You: we coming start now
You: we arrive your planet will
Stranger: no problem, as quick as you can
You: three hundred years
You: joke you just
You: us expect you friday on
Stranger: cool, will look forward to it
You: nice
You: meet you to
You: earth specimen
Stranger: a pleasure
You: bye good
Stranger: bye
This post has been edited by EmRA: 27 October 2009 - 19:51
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